20/10/2006

Boredom

'Someone's boring me. I think it's me.'  --Dylan Thomas

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24/09/2006

Revenge

When fortune smiles on someting as violent and ugly as revenge it seems proof like no other that not only does God exist, you're doing his will.

Kill Bill: Volume I

P.S. This is my 666 post. Just thought I'd share.

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07/07/2006

Quote of the Day

'What doesn't kill us only makes us stranger."

 It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia

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26/05/2006

A Little Wisdom

"The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself."  Anna Quindlen

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05/05/2006

Randomness and Mayhem

Couch Potato Quote of the Day:

"I know most people don't like me.  I don't care, I don't like most people."  Dr. Ramano, ER

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17/04/2006

Quote for the Day

"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for."   Epicurus

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03/03/2006

True Patriotism

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."  Edward Abbey

Okay, now I'm off the Chem.

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22/02/2006

Love

'Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.'  Lynda Barry

'Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.  At night, the ice weasels come.'  Matt Groening, Life in Hell

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20/02/2006

Random Quotes and Jokes

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
--Unknown

Men are like buses, if you miss the first one another will be along in a couple of minutes.

--Unknown

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
--Unknown

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
--Woody Allen

 

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
--Rodney Dangerfield

 

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
-- Robin Williams

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
--Tiger Woods

Why do women need men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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30/01/2006

Unanswered Questions

"We learn more by looking for an answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself."

Lloyd Alexander

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04/01/2006

Evil and Religion

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."


Steven Weinberg,  quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999

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02/01/2006

A Thought on Sex

"Sex should be wild.  Unfettered and free.  We're animals aren't we?  And basically we're all wolves in sheep's fur.  I always wanted more.  Not frequency, I'm not talking about frequency; although that would have been great too.  I wanted more intensity.  I wanted to be out there, outside myself, outside my skin.  I wanted sex to be like robbing life out of the jaws of death!"

Robin Green, Northern Exposure, Goodbye to All That

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31/12/2005

Bravery

"The key to warriorship and the first principle of Shambhala vision is not being afraid of who you are.  Ultimately, that is the definitin of bravery: not being afraid of yourself."

Chogyam Trungpa, The Sacred Path of the Warrior

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18/12/2005

Words

"Words!  Mere words!  How terrible they were!  How clear, and vivid, and cruel!  One could not escape from them.  And yet what a subtle magic there was in them!  They seemed to be able to give a plastic form to formless things, and to have a music of their own as sweet as that of viol or lute.  Mere words!  Was there anything so real as words?"

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

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11/12/2005

Voltaire

"Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers."

Voltaire, French Philosopher and Writer

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